Monday, September 22, 2008

freaky laser eye collection

I was just noticing how I've got all these pictures of Dannan with the laser-eye-thing going on. I though I would share them (since I haven't got anything new, LOL).


Upside down lasers


Lasers while saying "wroooooo"


Another upside down laser shot, not quite as dark and eerie :)


Upside down, laser eyes, and crazy whale-eye...


Laser eyes while he's chillin' with his buddy, Jay:


The Rarely Photographed Laser-Eyed Cheese Catcher:


Even from the side, my boy can shoot lasers from his eyes!


Dannan is sulking in his bedroom right now. He's not allowed to have a cat, which is his fondest desire. In particular, he would like this cat:




















This cat is Cleo, and she is my favourite cat in the whole wide world. She is very timid and afraid of everything, except (oddly enough) Dannan. She doesn't want him to play with her or chase her, but she's not scared of him. She is, however, afraid of sudden movements:





















But she's lovely, all the same. Not a bad choice, Dannan, if you are going to choose a cat. If you chose this one:
























you'd be in big trouble! This is Hailey, who is a bad-natured cat who doesn't really like me (or Dannan) very much at all. The Roomie always thinks it's funny that I could assess the biggest, baddest, scariest looking dog at the SPCA and not think twice, but I am terrified of Hailey.


We figured when I brought Dannan home that it would take about 2.3 seconds for Hailey to give Dannan a good swat and end his fascination with cats. Well, it's been 3.5 years, and although she hisses and swears at him, she's never laid so much as a paw on him. Dannan delights in chasing her, and she always runs to the scratching post, leaps to the top, turns around and tells him off good (from seven feet above!).


But she does have some good laser eyes of her own:



9 comments:

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hi Dannan!!!

Ahh...well...first of all, I am a nursing student...I've trained under Asta of New York and Agatha of Boston...(they're both wire fox terriers and excellent nurses...)

Now the Smoothies...well...they have certain um "additives" that fit the situation...

I'm tryin' to remember exactly what might have been in Sunny's...um...no recollection; I have SO many recipes...I can tell ya she was MUCH CALMER.

It appears from readin' her latest bloggie entry that she could use a daily smoothie...perhaps twice a day....

Isn't her brother ADORABLE??

He loves those corny dogs....

Nice to meet ya...come back and see us again!!!!!

Lacie...and her bros...Scruffy and Stan!!!!!

the many Bs said...

hi Dannan, those are some scary laser eyes coming from you and the cats.

woofs.

Chris and Mackenzie said...

Wow! I would love to have eyes that shoot laser beams! I would so go back to the dog park and take care of that dog that bit me! Oh yeah...pew, pew, pew!

Mackenzie

BenTheRotti said...

ooohh laser eyes!!

awesome..

scary cats..

not so awesome!!

smoochies,

Ben xxx

The Oceanside Animals said...

hello dannan its dennis the vizsla dog hay with yore ability to shoot laser beems from yore eyes i think yoo can probly help us fend off the grate ninja hedjhog army if and wen it attaks!!! ok bye

Joe Stains said...

omdog you will definitely need laser eyes if you get a CAT?!

happypitbull said...

You do have a lot of laser eye pics! The technology nowadays is getting better and better; glowing eye pictures may be a historical artifact some day. A thousand years from now, people will see our old photos and say "Wow, they had some freaky mutant pets back then!"

Dexter said...

Super good laser eyes. Especially the action catch the cheese eyes. That cat is a little spooky. Stay away.

Slobbers,
Mango

Lindsay said...

I wish I could control my laser eyes and actually shoot with them. I'd have the dog park all to myself!

Dennis, is there really a ninja hedgehog army?? The Girl used to foster a hedgehog... She might have brought the enemy right into our house!!

I think that The Girl will always take laser eye pictures. She's not so good with the technology, that one. Wroooo.