Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Help!!!!


 

Help me, my furends!  (Assuming I have any furends left!  After all, it has been eleventy-seven YEARS since That Mean Girl let me post on my bloggy!)


I need somepuppy to call the SPCA, or the police, or 911, or something.  I need to be rescued!  That Mean Girl is neglecting me terribly.  I'm sure that keeping me away from my bloggy and all my furends is a crime, and they would help me.


I know that all of you have been wondering about us, whether we're okay, or even still alive!  Well, we are alive, but obviously all is not well at my house.  That Mean Girl is doing all kinds of other things, and she has some pretty messed up priorities, that much is obvious!


I am doing pretty well other than never being allowed on my own bloggy.  We had some bad thunder for a few weeks, and I was worried about that.  But I'm doing better, especially since it's been a while since we had those awful storms.  Cross your paws that we don't have many more!


I am settling in well at my Nanny and my Papa's house, which seems to be where we'll be living for a while.  All of our stuff is here, so I guess we're staying.  I don't mind, really.  The wind is kind of scary sometimes here, more than at The Roomie's house.  But my Nanny and my Papa have a nice big backyard, and my Nanny puts out a birdie feeder so they come around.  Then I can chase them, which is one of my fave-fur-ite things to do!


My Nanny and my Papa also like to share their foodables with me.  This drives That Mean Girl crazy, because she says that I have to "stay lean, because he only has one front leggie".   I think she is just jealous, because my Nanny and my Papa don't give her foodables.  My Papa always gives me half of his apple.  And lots of other things that That Mean Girl doesn't know about, so I won't write about them here.


They also let me bark more than That Mean Girl does.  Wroo!


I also really wuff to roll on my Papa's bed!  If he doesn't close his bedroom door all the way, I sneak in there and roll.  It is really pawsome!


I don't have much time, since I had to sneak on here when That Mean Girl wasn't paying attention.  It is furry hard to type with my nose, because all the keys on the laptop thingy are so close together.  But I seem to have figured it out okay, so I'll try to sneak on to my bloggy more often.


I guess I better say something about how That Mean Girl is doing.  She has been going to the People V-E-T a lot lately, and she takes a lot of different pills.  (She doesn't even take them with peanut butter, or CheezeWhiz!  She has no idea, really.  It is quite sad.)  She says they are "trying to find a meds combination that works".  I’m sure it would work better if she took them with CheezeWhiz.


She is also doing lots of cheating on me with other doggies.  Evfurry Monday night, she goes away and comes back hours later smelling of puppies.  Can you imagine???  She says she is teaching the puppies’ people how to train them.  A likely story.


She also is doing something with the SPCA shelter doggies and the magic clicky box.  I don’t know why she feels the need to go there to use the magic clicky box, since I’m always ready, willing, and able to let her click it at me and give me treats.  I really don’t understand her.


She spends a LOT of time on this laptop thingy.  She says she is “learning”.  Another likely story.


Anyway, enough about That Mean Girl.  And I think I hear her coming back, so I’d better go lie on the chair Upside Down so she doesn’t suspect anything.


I miss all of you, my furends.  Here’s hoping you’re all still out there somewhere!  And hoping that That Mean Girl gets off the laptop thingy evfurry once in a while, so I can sneak on here and post!


WROO!

16 comments:

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Maybe you should be nice and suggest putting her medicines in some hot dogs, or peanut butter or cheese. That could maybe cheer her up!

Stella said...

Hey Dannan! Its been a way too long time since I have seen you! You are looking furry good too. You seem to be on the outs with the Girl but I think you ought to try to be more patient with her.
I think she is doing the best she can and you get Grandma and Grandpa and the Goodies! Sounds alright to me, Buddy!

Kisses,
Your old girlfriend, Stella

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Mango said...

You have moved to doggie heaven. Living with Grandma and Grandpa rocks. They will spoil you to death.

I think the Girl still likes you. Just be patient with her, OK? And tell your Grandpa and Grandma that you might need a work out to hide those extra pounds from all the yummers foodables you are getting.

Slobbers,
Mango

Winterdark said...

We'll save you Dannan! As soon as Daddy gets back with the car.

Hang in there!

Bolo

The Thundering Herd said...

Glad to hear from you. Hope The Girl's meds get figured out, but sneaking food from the other humans is always a good thing.

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Dannan
It's nice to hear you're OK! We think living at your Nanny and Papa's house sounds like a lot of fun.
Give your mom & yourself a hug from us.
Love Ruby & Penny

Pearl said...

Hi Dannan! I have been thinking of you! I am so jealous that you are living with the grandpawrents. Mine spoil me like crazy, just like yours!
Give that Mean Girl a hug for us. We know she'll catch up on everything, and there's no hurry!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Your nose did a fine job!

I'm glad woo were able to snoof out a pupdate fur us!

I know how great it is to live with a Doggy Nanny so woo will do furry well!

Please give The Girl a khyss from me!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: AND then tell her she khan have more IF she pawmits woo to blog!

daisydog said...

Hi Dannan and the Girl. We have been thinking about you alot lately. Hope everything is ok. Manke sure you take good care of each other, glad g-ma and g-pa are there to help!

Lady Kaos said...

Of course you still have friends!!!! We haven't been around much either, but you are one of our friends that we have been thinking about lately. I think your girl definately should put her pills in some cheese or a hotdog if they're big pills! That always makes my medicine work really good. Hope your girl is feeling better. Let us know if you need anything, like a funny email sent to her or maybe some cheese mailed to her (I really think she should try that!!)
Love
Kaos

Lorenza said...

Hi, Dannan!
Glad to see you again!
And glad to know you all are doing well!
Yes, be patient!
Have fun!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

River said...

We miss you! You will have to be patient with your girl--it takes a long time to stabilize meds. My mom only just found the right combo and we are all much happier!

I hope we will always be friends!

love & wags,
River

Asta said...

Dannan
I know just how you feel
I too feel neglected..yeah, sometimes mommi puts up a post fow me, but then she says she wuns out of time and I don't get to visit my pals..fow example, I only now saw youw plee fow help.
I love you and will always be youw fwiend, I'm so glad that you Gwamma and Gwammpa awe so vewy nice and fun and genewous. I think that will make youw life pwetty nice while you'we thewe, but I do hope vewy much that youw giwl posts once in a while cause I want to see you and talk to you too
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

We feel your pain Dannan. We haven't been blogging or visiting in squizillion years. And we will ALWAYS be your friend. ALWAYS! (and yes the mean girl's friend too. ) Give your self a big old hug and the girl one too. Sometimes these humans can be very difficult to understand.
Lucky you have grandpawrents tho! (As you know, all of ours are gone to the bridge now. We still miss gramma)

If things get out of hand, Scooter could always fly up and bring you to Texas!
Hugs
Sunny&Scooter

Stella said...

I am here to wish Dannan and his Girlie a very Merry Christmas!

I miss hearing from my pal Dannan, seeing pics of him in his Elvis suit, and just his sweet face in general.

Try to remember your old pals, now and then, Dannan.

Kisses,
Stella